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Residence Hall Information
Wadsworth Hall (the eternal one)
The largest and second-oldest residence hall at Migichan Tech, Wadsworth Hall is known for having almost everything you would need contained within its walls. You feel as if you never need to leave, and indeed some students do not, living their whole lives and dying without ever stepping foot outside. Amenities include mediocre bathrooms, a mediocre dining hall, a cafe to purchase overpriced food, and a secret room that makes you never wish to leave.
McNair Hall (the cold war prison block)
The second largest residence hall on campus, McNair Hall, was constructed as tensions rose between the United States and the Soviet Union. Don't judge it poorly solely because of its prison-like appearance; once you make friends with or bribe the guards, it's a pleasant place to live. Amenities include steep sidewalks that become slip'n'slides during the winter, the longest distance to campus of any residence hall, and what is supposedly the best food on campus.
Douglass Houghton Hall (the Hogwarts of alcoholism)
Known by most as "DHH", and some as "Doug Ho", this residence hall is the smallest and oldest one at Migichan Tech. Opened as Adolf Hitler was expanding his empire, it's been a staple of campus for most of its history. Amenities include a complete lack of elevators, a dining hall that's closed half the time, heaters from the Middle Ages, and surprisingly pleasant bathrooms. It has been compared to Hogwarts, if Hogwarts students practiced alcoholism instead of magic.
East Hall (the flammable one)
Migichan Tech's newest and least structurally stable residence hall, opened in Fall 2025. It's more expensive than the rest, but includes amenities such as infinite hallways, poorly built shelves, a lack of a dining hall, and gigabit internet (when it's not broken for one reason or another). It was entirely made of wood and built by the lowest bidder to save costs, but never fear; a betting pool is active on whether it will first collapse under the weight of snow or burst into flames from electrical faults in its walls.