Fighting thoughtcrime since 1200 B.C.E.
Your Student Bill
| expense | amount |
|---|---|
| tuition | $999,999,999 |
| inclusive access | $20,000 |
| room (east hall) | $12,345 |
| food | $99,999 |
| mystery fee | $666 |
| clubs or something | $154 |
| Koubek's yacht fund | $14,400 |
| financial aid | amount |
| BANWEB lawsuit settlement | -$1.34 |
| poverty scholarship | -$0.01 |
| orphan scholarship | -$0.10 |
| autism scholarship | -$0.64 |
| total | $1,000,147,560.91 |